Hi and thank you for viewing my portfolio!
Presumably, you're viewing this page because you're considering working with me.
I'll keep it short and sweet.
I asked my clients to say nice things about me. Read what they said if you want.
I'm the author of 2 books.
Prior to becoming a writer, I was a PE teacher and coach. I know, gym teachers aren't funny. But here are some qualifications anyway:
I've coached lacrosse at the national level and was on staff with the Women's Dutch National Team when they finished 7th at the 2019 European Lacrosse Championships. I've since retired from coaching to focus on writing and being hilarious.
I don't list rates because, well, I'd lose a lot of leverage by doing that. Rates vary depending on the type of work it is. If it seems like a good fit I generally make it work.
From my end, you can expect professionalism, a wide range of writing skills and timely invoices. For inquiries or anything else, email me: ben@andersonmedia.org.
You can also call my cell: (617)-756-4633. I probably won't pick up since I don't know your number, but you can always leave a message. Then I'll call you back two minutes later and say something like, "Hi, this is Ben Kissam, returning your call. Yup. Mmhm. Yeah, sorry I missed ya!"
I know, I can't wait either.
Anyway, that's it. That wasn't short or sweet at all, was it?